Ask away.

geoff: would SCI - FI films with slyvester stallone be called SLY - FI?

producer shane: what is the first VG home console you purchased?

Don't worry Geoff, my idea has nothing to do with steam power...more likely old timey audio. I just need a good program to capture audio (or the simplest possible.)

To Geoff:

They have genuine old west/old timey mustache competitions. Would you consider entering one?

To Jordan:

I asked already about human evolution, but what animals would you give new genetic traits to and what would those traits be? (difficulty? No hand lasers or "extra cuteness")

To both:

We've seen the gameheroes music video...what would the Doom and Sexyness music video be?

To Geoff: As a PC gamer, are you excited about Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 ?

To Jordan: Red Alert 3 is a game about communists... you see? Do you have what it takes to send the commies back to their mommies?

Geoff: Are you as excited about Red Alert 3 as i am?
Jordan: Do you watch Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job? if so what are your thoughts on it?

Geoff Sexyness: During your last podcast, it was revealed that you are a fan of Cheeze-Its. Do you agree that Cheeze-Its are far superior to their Nabisco cousin Cheese-Nips? I feel that Cheese-Nips are an abomination to the cheesy snack world and too many people are swayed away from Cheeze-Its because they are confused by the over-saturation of cheesy snacks. I would like your expert opinion on this matter.

Jordan Doom: You mentioned that you recently bought Darjeeling Limited. Which Wes Anderson film is your favorite? Personally I like Rushmore but Life Aquatic is biting at its heels.

Both: The Ultra Podcast has used the band Glassjaw as backtracking for two weeks now, which makes me wonder: Who is the fan of Glassjaw? I can only assume it's Shane.

And yes I realize that I am a staff member but I demand you answer my pressing questions anyway!

Couldn't you just go to their house or meet them somewhere and ask them?

Geoff:
Do you have a college degree? if so, what was your field of study?
Are you a programmer?

Jordan:
Do you own a DS?

To GOEFF!!!! oh im sorry i meant GEOFF!!!!!!!!!

yeah sorry for misspelling your name last podcast but the least you could've done is answer my question...i was a little PO'd...but its ok...i still love you guys!

Anywho....here's my question

GEOFF!!!

How do you feel about apple joining the video game industry and sony dropping out of the industry because their PS3 sucks ass...i mean damn...they can't even keep their games exclusive anymore. Do you think that Sony will be around next generation?

Jordan DOOM and Geoff SEXYNESS!!!!
how long have you guys known each other and how did you guys meet?

Hello Geoff & Jordan,

Geoff, have you ever played the game Nebulus?

Jordan, will you take care of Geoff when he becomes old and grey?

Geoff & Jordan, can you please speak this Dutch line "Wij zijn de beste Podcast in toverland" (We are the best podcast in lala land)


Thanks


Tooth Crush The Mad AKA Dutch Gamer

To Geoff:
1.Have you ever played the Legacy Of Kain series, be it Blood Omen or Soul Reaver? If so, did you like it?

2.What do you think of the idea of having just one life in video games, just like in rogue-like games or the hardcore mode in Diablo multiplayer?
Don't you think it's more realistic and challenging than loading the game after you die or having continues/extra lives?

To Jordan: Which is more awesome - a short-haired dachshund or a wire-haired dachshund?

Geoff:

Since Sci-fi is you;re preferred area I'm assuming you know of Red dwarf. But have you read any of the books?

Also you said those wifi discovering shoes looked horrible, yet you a well known to wear Crocs. You lose all right to comment on style while owning a pair of those abominations.

Jordan:

On a scale of one to 10 just how hairy is Geoff? With 1 being as bald as a catholic priest's favourite altar boy and 10 being Geoff.

Both:
Cake or death?

First of all here's a picture of the perfect puppy for Geoff. Just so you know, last week's ugly puppy did not grow wings. It comically hit every flag pole and balcony on it's way to the ground before crashing at high speed into a pile of it's own dog crap and dying.




Geoff – Do you prefer games that are short but provide an overall fulfilling experience such as Portal or would you rather play games that you will most likely have to commit a much greater amount of time to get the most out of them in a game such as Fallout or Starcraft? I used to enjoy the latter but lately I find myself gravitating towards small or episodic content because of how stretched my gaming time is and they usually provide a very good contained experience without the time sink.

Lady Doom – Bad news. There was a nuclear war! Your aura of awesomeness protected you, but the only other survivors were Geoff who was sleeping in his lead lined kitchen sink and a fat bearded lady with a penis. It’s up to you and one of them to repopulate the species. Which one will you go with?

Geoff- As you mentioned you like rom games I was wondering if you have ever played a hack called Ultimate Mortal Kombat Trilogy if not here is what you're missing, Ulitimate MK3 but with every single version of every single character that has been in a 2D MK Game (4 Sub Zeros 3 Scorpians etc.)
Doom- Have you played Conker yet? if so what were your thoughts
Doom- What would you do to Geoff if he did the following to your puppies:
Set them on fire, Froze them, pissed on em, punched them into the ground, punted them, and finally sat on them and made their already bad day worse by farting on them.

Producer Shane: Can you do a 'High Speed Hour' consisting of Geoff's ear flapping? Or is your camera not capable of filming at such high speeds?

Geoff: Will you give the fans what they want? (Assuming they'd want to see that, I know I do)

Hey guys while I was watching your latest podcast, and I doodled this on Microsoft paint.
Thought you might gat a laugh out of that.
And Jordan,
Do you plan on dressing up your dogs for Halloween?

To Geoff: I have a 4 year old son who is starting to get interested in video games, what game do you think I should start him out with?

To Jordan: Do you have any favorite retro game soundtracks?

To Both: I just wanted to let you both know that you're doing an awesome job, I've become a big fan of this podcast. No matter what kind of mood I'm in, watching you two always results in epic lulz. Kudos!

DJ Powder

So I know this isn't technically a question, but I just wanted to thank Jordan for recommending the aptly titled "Young People Fucking" to us during the super-longcast. Not only did I thoroughly enjoy the movie ("The Exes" segment was all too familiar), but it actually got me laid.

Watching people fuck for 90 minutes with somebody you want to fuck, more often than not, will result in mutual arousals.


So again, thank you Jordan for essentially getting me ass.

to geoff: are you a fan of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel if so what is your favorite episode from each as well as FireFly too

Geoff: Since I didn't really get an answer that was audible last time I will ask again, did you get revenge on the guy who poisoned you? Also are you going to be doing any other projects with the game heroes beyond podcasts? Happy Birthday Geoff your birthday is the same as mine. How old are you?

Doom: Whats the craziest thing you have done to help a friend?

-DarkMage