Mr Crix wrote:
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
8/10
Other than the swinging like monkies through the jungle and a bunch of mistakes in editing here and there it was a good movie. Its the worst in the series by far, but its still a really good movie. So screw you guys who hate it haha.
I also like Waterworld too!
I like Waterworld too... quite a bit more that Crystal Skull, which is boring nonsensical trash. There is no character in that movie that is memorable, even Indiana Jones. I'm not even sure why Marion Ravenwood was in this film other than to drive that DUKW off a cliff into a tree which lowers them gently to the water like a cartoon and then off, what? Like three waterfalls? What was Shia Labeouf's role again? To basically be Marion Ravenwood from Raiders, right? Just to get Indy into a bunch of trouble so we the audience can see him work his way out of it? But you see, Marion in the original had depth and you felt there was a deeper personal history there and Indy had an deep emotional motive for wanting to protect Marion. With Shia... is he his son? I forget, I think so but they never really met... and Shia is a bit of an annoying asshole. But even so, at least the treasure is compelling! Lets see, the Ark of the Covenant can destroy armies... the Sankara Stones can bring about the god Kali for the destruction of the world and grant the holder mystical powers... the Holy Grail can grant invincibility... what do the Crystal Skulls do again? They're magnetic? Wait... you get all the knowledge in the world... but we never really see that happen. Cate Blanchett just kind of disintegrates like she was derezzed and that's that. Also... who was Indiana Jones's friend in that? Have we seen him before? Are we suppose to get the idea that their have a deep and ever lasting bond like Indy and Sallah or Indy and Marcus? Because we've never seen that guy before. See, you can't introduce new characters in an already deeply established series as if you should have known them all along and recognize that these characters have a personal history together without ever seeing any evidence of it. Also, was he like a triple agent? He's like the Revolver Ocelot of Indiana Jones.
God I hate that fucking movie. I could go on for so much longer.... and I've only seen it twice.
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Oh, btw, saw Contagion.
8.5/10
It drags a little in the third act, there are some subplots that could have been cut or even handled more elegantly... but it's still a solid movie. People were saying there is a political message... it's the kind of thing that you get out of it what you put into it in terms of the political message.