Circle Jerk Friday: Superman64

Shady-Lurker · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:31 am

Superman64 wrote:

Nicknames: none

Online Aliases: Superman64, Doh Ray Egon

Age: 31 (Yes, I'm old.)

Gender: With penis.

Location: PA

Occupation: Data Enterer

Area of Expertise: Pop culture

Hobbies: Digital Art, gaming, film, television, music

Favorite Quote: "Live every week like it was Shark Week." - Tracy Jordan

Favorite Food: Pizza with bacon topping.

Favorite kind of music: It varies, but it's never Country or Rap.

Favorite Book: A Clockwork Orange

Favorite Movie: Fight Club

Favorite Game(s): I'm far too lazy to list all of them.

Favorite Website: Probably YouTube, I spend way too much time there.

Most frightened of: Death and loneliness

Most Embarrassing Moment: Why would I share that? I'd just be embarassing myself all over again, you monster.

Happiest Moment: I'm afraid that's private.

A Vivid Childhood Memory: I don't think I have any vivid memories...but I do have many, like seeing my brother after he was born.

Your "good deed" of the century: I guess volunteering at my local Red Cross.

Guilty Pleasure(s): I like some Lady Gaga songs.

If you had 1 wish, what would it be and why?: To have as many wishes that I want. (Not original, but definitey the smart way to go.)

When refilling your toilet paper, do you prefer it over or under?: I usually just take it right off the roll.

Would be voted "Most Likely to...": "...be voted for something."

What color are most of your socks?: White.

What would be the title of a tell-all book about you?: The Unnecessary Chronicles of Some Guy

What do you spend too much time doing?: Gaming.

Most treasured possession: Oh sure...I tell you that and then you steal it.

What's always on your grocery list?: Soda.

The thing you like best about yourself: My creativity.

The thing you like least about yourself: My..."issues".

What should never be discussed in polite company (if anything)?: Politics and religion.

Favorite hero (Fictional or Factual): A toss up between Batman and Wolverine.

Favorite villain (Fictional or Factual): The Joker

Favorite forum thread at Thegameheroes.com, this very moment: Don't have one really.

If you were to have a plate in your head, which metal would you choose and why?: Adamantium. Because I'd like to be the first person to have a fictional metal in my head.

Cake or pie?: Always cake.

What was your first console?: Atari 2600

Your first game for that first console?: Jungle Hunt

Nerdiest moment: When I won a Geography Bee in grade school.

If you were a superhero/villain, which member of the forum would you choose to be your sidekick/henchman, or vise versa?: None...I go solo.

If you were playing a tabletop RPG, who would you pick to be your DM?: My grandfather, just for the comedy of it.

If you were one of Dr. Wily's Master Robots, which one would you be and why?: Cutsman. Beacause he's one of the few I remember...and there's a song about him.

Any final thoughts before this wraps up?: Well it's not really wrapping up...I can see the other questions below this one.

MOAR FAVORITES

Favorite booze: Don't really drink.

Favorite console: Currently the 360.

Favorite comic: I haven't read a comic since Magneto ripped the adamantium from Wolverine's skeleton.

Favorite anime: n/a

Favorite manga: n/a

Favorite character: Ron Swanson from Parks & Recreation.

Favorite dance: The Scarn Dance

Favorite forum: This one.

Favorite member: Due to being very, very shy...I don't actually know anyone here. I'll go with MsCupcakes since according to Last.FM...our taste in music is very similar.

Favorite song: I can't pick just one.

Favorite band: Crystal Castles

Favorite podcast: The CAGcast.

Favorite salutation: Hey.

Favorite (forum) rank: Well...I don't know what all of them are, so I can't make a judgement.

Favorite skank: I can't pick just one.

Favorite bank: n/a

Favorite tank: I...guess the one from Left 4 Dead.

Favorite wank: This question confuses me.

Favorite yank: I've got nothing for this one.

Favorite Hank: It's a toss up between Beast and Hank Hill.

Any last words to wrap up this abomination of a member spotlight? Why am I doing this?

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The Red Clover · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:37 am

What video game world would you love to live in?

Superman64 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:21 pm

Animal Crossing. Everything I would ever need falls from trees.

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:36 pm

Say the world ends tomorrow and we're all living in the post Apocalyptic wasteland from Mad Max...

1. Describe how you would turn you car into a mutant murder mobile.

2. Assless chaps with a dog collar or leather jock strap with hockey mask?

The Red Clover · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:33 pm

What would you consider to be one of your greatest achievements?

Superman64 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:01 pm

Danimal Collective wrote:

Say the world ends tomorrow and we're all living in the post Apocalyptic wasteland from Mad Max...

1. Describe how you would turn you car into a mutant murder mobile.

2. Assless chaps with a dog collar or leather jock strap with hockey mask?

1. I would attach something like a snow plow scoop or bulldozer scoop to the front. Have a mini-machine gun nest in the back seat pointing behind me. Machine guns attached to the side doors. Have a small supply of food, ammo, and gas somewhere. And have steel plating put all over my car having only small slots to see out of where the windows would be. And finally I would have a severed mutant head as my hood ornament to let those mutants know that I will kill their asses.

2. I would never go with the first option. I would wear a hockey mask, but the leather jock strap is a no.

Superman64 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:02 pm

The Red Clover wrote:

What would you consider to be one of your greatest achievements?

To be honest...nothing really comes to mind. I realize this is a shitty answer to your question, but I really don't know of anything off the top of my head I'd consider to be a great achievement.

Ehsan · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:20 am

Why are you named after a game that has tormented my childhood? :cry:

Superman64 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:07 pm

Ehsan wrote:

Why are you named after a game that has tormented my childhood? :cry:

Because I torment children too. (Actually because I was just being a smartass and wanted to remind people of that terrible game. Plus calling myself Big Rigs or Barbie Horse Adventure doesn't have the same ring to it.)

oneshotfinch · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:18 pm

nomad · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:32 pm

Would you do it with a 340lbs body builder chick or or a hot girl that was formerly a dude and had an 80 year old husband that's out to get you because you stole his man or woman.

Superman64 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:34 pm

nomad wrote:

Would you do it with a 340lbs body builder chick or or a hot girl that was formerly a dude and had an 80 year old husband that's out to get you because you stole his man or woman.

Neither. I'd rather not have sex if those were my choices.

Superman64 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:36 pm

oneshotfinch wrote:

Three things that aren't Jackie Chan:

1. Pants
2. Frisbee Golf
3. Yo momma.

oneshotfinch · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:01 pm

Jackie Chan was my mother. Try again.

Superman64 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:38 pm

oneshotfinch wrote:

Jackie Chan was my mother. Try again.

Alright...

An air horn.

Mr Black · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:25 am

Don't you hate pants?

The Red Clover · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:34 am

Favorite song by the Crystal Castles?

How are you doing this fine day?

Superman64 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:41 pm

Mr Black wrote:

Don't you hate pants?

It depends on what they are made of and who they are on. For example...

Burlap pants on me = I hate them

Burlap pants on you = funny, so I like them

Burlap pants on no one = indifferent to them

Superman64 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:42 pm

The Red Clover wrote:

Favorite song by the Crystal Castles?

How are you doing this fine day?

My favorite song would probably be "Not In Love".

And how am I doing today....not good to be quite honest.

Mr Black · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:04 pm

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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