*As the rest of the Game Heroes crew discuss business with LeBaron, Mickey stews in the back of the kitchen, thinking of the insult thrown to him by Andy....*
Mickey: Irrelevant? How dare Andy say such a thing. He waltz on the show, and acts as though he's better than me. God Dammit, I've been on this show since the very beginning. Hell, I was around during the ScrewAttack Days. Dammit, I WAS THE BREAKOUT STAR OT THE GEEK FIGHT, I SHALL CLAIM MY GLORY!!!!!!!
*Mickey start to search the kitchen for stuff he can use. He looks around and notices the baking sheets sitting on the shelf, a pot near the sink, and duct tape near the desk. Mickey grabs the tape.*
Mickey: It's time to put the skills I learned through MacGuyver to good use. *Mickey pulls the tape to make that tape ripping noise.*
Elsewhere, Liz stews over what LeBaron is offering along with the rest of the crew. Tom continues talking to LeBaron.*
Tom: So, I don't get it....how did you come to find out about us?
LeBaron: Well, Ms. L'Shay kept blabbering about some video game show on the internet, and I took a look at it, I showed it to my constituents, and they liked it. They sent me here.
Tom: So you being here is a good sign?
LeBaron: Yeah, unless I find you hard to deal with.
Tom: Well, I assure you, there nothing screwy about us.
*Before anything else can be said. Mickey busts on the scene screaming. Decked out with a pot on his head, metal baking sheets taped to his chest and abdomen, and wielding a giant rolling pin. It appears to be some kind of...armor. Joe can't help blurting out.....
Joe: WHAT THE F**K?!
Mickey: I AM SIR 8-BIT MICKEY! KNIGHT OF THE GAME HEROES ROUNDTABLE!!!
*Jared tries to control his laughter.*
Liz: Oh my god.....
Jared: This is ridiculous. I'm filming it.
Andy: Stupidity at it's finest folks.
Mickey: I AM HERE TO VANQUISH THE NAYSAYERS!!! AND TO CLAIM THE GLORY THAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!
Tom: Mickey, what are you doing?
Mickey: *Calms down. And gets back to his senses.* "It's what Andy said. Am I really irrelevant?"
Tom stands up, walks toward Mickey, and takes the pot off his head.
Tom: Mickey, you honestly believe you'd be on the show if you were irrelevant?
Mickey: Well, no.
Tom: You're an important part of the show, and I'm glad to have you here. You edit the shows, and you fill people in on the gaming news they need to know.
Mickey: Thanks Tom, I appreciate that. But what am I getting out of the deal?
LeBaron: Ten copies of Chrono Trigger for the SNES. In the box, and sealed.
Mickey: Well folks, that's all I needed to hear. Tom, sign it now.
Joe: Before he signs anything, take those damn pans off you body. We use those for cooking. Make sure you wash that damn pot!
LeBaron: EXCUSE ME! Now you are wasting my time, and I'm not gonna wait any longer. I'm at the point of leaving, so the ultimatum is on the table. Either you sign, or I leave. In or out?
To be continued.....
"If you're gonna write a comedy scene, you're gonna have some rat feces in it." - David Cross
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