July 15th Forum Statements

mscupcakes · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:04 am

Statements, not questions :rabbid:

Phil · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:24 am

Andy, for such a movie goer like yourself, you should know not to mess with a foreign force, ESPECIALLY when they arrive around the time of Halloween. It spells trouble.....with the occasional girlfriend makeout scene. Also, please say 'The Boo Box' in Hook's sophisticated accent.

Tinglenator · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:10 pm

I heard that everytime someone makes a Chuck Norris joke, kittens spontaneously explode and Chuck Norris stops killing people for a second.

Scrottus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:24 pm

Andy please sing Spock's Bitter Dregs!

Mamba · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:50 pm

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Regarding the novels/movie, The left behind. The left behind probably had an awesome party, as atheists are want to do.

I got really upset when I saw the Jacksons carrying Michaels coffin. I thought Cool Runnings was on and I love that film.

Money is the root of all evil. For more information send me £10.

kikkoman · **Joined:** Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:01 pm **Posts:** 4

The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called Aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

Lucrious · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:35 pm

As a child I was thought to have a speech impediment, I could not say yellow, I always said Wellow, when my parents took me to a psychologist who could help she told my parents I was not very intelligent and would struggle in life. One question she asked me was as my parents tell me "What is my name" I responded with "Your name is dickhead" I was about 5-6 years old. I now get high grades of A and B's at school, I'm pretty sure I proved that bitch wrong.

[Not So] Jolly Roger · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:54 pm

A BIT OF A RECAP:

Jolly_Rog "I've got next game."
Andythemoviethegame: "Yes, Jolly_Rog, you do have next game... but game is it?"

AND NOW FOR OUR THRILLING CONCUSSION:

Why, Andy: The Movie: The Game... oh course...

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:43 am

I used to have an alcohol problem, but now I love the stuff

I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells

If life gives you lemons, you can sell them on Route 88 for about $0.40 a pound... $10.40 if you throw in an "hj" every now and again

Optimus Lucrious wrote:

As a child I was thought to have a speech impediment, I could not say yellow, I always said Wellow

I had that too except I used to say "Willow," so my parents took me to see the movie Willow about a hundred times before I finally taught myself to speak right... to this day, I still can't look a dwarf with out dropping into the fetal position and being thrown into a horrendous Willow flashback... the tiny horror, the tiny disproportional horror...

The Bastard Gamer · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:50 am

I'd go buy me a copy of Andy: the movie: the game.

Link · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:57 am

I need scissors. 61

BoboTheMonkey · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:08 am

Grabbin' peelz

Indomitus · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:08 pm

♪ Skoora, Skoora
♪ Skoora, the gentle shark
♪ Skoora, Skoora
♪ He's a killer with a broken heart
♪ Don't blame him! He blames himself
♪ Don't hate him! He hates himself
♪ Skoora, Skoora
♪ Skoora the gentle shark

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:35 pm

He ain't gonna email you!

You ain't got no pancake mix!

Lucrious · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:54 pm

Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Then there was Sean Penn in ‘I Am Sam.’ He went full retard. Left the Oscars empty-handed. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

DarkUltima · **Joined:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:05 pm **Posts:** 146

Final Fantasy IV is better than Final Fantasy VII (My name is pronounced Ul-ti-ma. Its like saying Ultimate but without the "te" at the end.)

Goose · **Posted:** Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:15 am

Hey Andy, Tubgirl?

ClownPrinceOfCrime · **Joined:** Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:13 am **Posts:** 52

It's amazing John Shepherd became a Spectre with his constant fits on narcolepsy always acting up when he's in a battle!

mscupcakes · **Posted:** Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:54 pm

wrote:

For I beheld Satan as he fell from heaven....

LIKE LIGHTNING!

Kaiserhawk · **Posted:** Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:27 pm

Genesis does what NintenDONT

OOHHHHH BUURRRRN!!

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