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 Post subject: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:17 am 
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About an hour ago, I woke up to my hand slapping my face in my sleep. Being confused and sleepy, I went up to go to the washroom. Upon returning there was an unpleasant surprise waiting for me: a dead centipede-like bug. This thing had big antennae and was nearly completely white. It's currently quarter after five and I am now wide awake.

I have no idea where this bug came from or if he has an entire posse waiting to violate me in my sleep. From now on, I'll be sleeping with the lights on and a can of raid near by.

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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:37 pm 
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How big was the bug?

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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:14 am 
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I would.


This. I would think about moving to another continent even.

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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:35 pm 
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And now I have nightmares that keep me awake for days on end

Thanks creepy bugs


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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:01 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:59 am 
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Might have been a house centipede. They're fucking creepy.

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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:33 pm 
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Here it be.
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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:22 pm 
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That little thing? Come on, now. :teehee:

Besides, I love sleeping. It's an enormous waste of time, but it feels damn good.


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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:20 am 
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I've been following this thread and had built up the image of a behemoth with 1,000 legs and mandibles that could take a nickel size chunk out of yo' face. I'm so disappointed.

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 Post subject: Re: Hate Sleeping? I have a cure!
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:36 pm 
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Low Budget Jeff wrote:
I've been following this thread and had built up the image of a behemoth with 1,000 legs and mandibles that could take a nickel size chunk out of yo' face. I'm so disappointed.


It was a bug. On my face. While I slept. Scary as fuck, yo.

Or were you thinking of this?
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