...on this week's CSI.

Also, Nick Lachey gets shot by McGarrett on Five-0. Someone at CBS must have decreed that male pop singers must die. I think next week's "The Big Bang Theory" has the ritual disemboweling of the Backstreet Boys.




The vid's already all over youtube, and it's kinda sad Lachey barely gets a mention. You gotta wonder if this took place at his agent's office.

Lachey: "This is my ticket to the top again! I get killed on Hawaii Five-0, and the buzz will get me."
Agent: "Nick... Justin Bieber got gunned down in a hail of bullets on CSI."
Lachey: "SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Agent: "Don't worry man, we can salvage this. I just got you this role where you play a cannibalistic child rapist on Criminal Minds.
Lachey: "Is Mandy Patinkin still on?"
Agent: "They...they replaced him with Joe Mantegna, y'know the guy every mistakes for Chaz Palminteri."
Lachey: "Godamnit...just... God...damn...it."

No wonder I get a beating if my parents catch me watching that show!
I think I still like the Robin Williams episode better though, Where he talks about paying hookers just to sleep with him! (and not in that way, Really just SLEEP)