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 Post subject: Step Beyond Asian Man w/Pillow Girlfriend (Contest!!!!)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:28 am 
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http://www.themoneytimes.com/featured/20100111/roxxxy-worlds-first-sex-robot-introduced-id-1096658.html

First sex robot has been created. SkyNet is just around the corner.

Read further down in this topic for contest details!

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Douglas Hines got inspiration to create "Roxxxy" from the Sept. 11 attacks


Umm.... I.... Uh... I can't think of anything funny to add to this here.

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Douglas Hines got inspiration to create "Roxxxy" from the Sept. 11 attacks

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SkyNet is just around the corner.


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the next line of consoles might have emotions now....to compete with actual gfs...the future is gonna be tiiight!

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There is a trending topic on twitter about the sort of things a Sex Robot would say. Now is your time to be witty and clever by referencing various sci-fi movies...

IE. "Open pod bay doors." "Cum with me if you want to live." "Jocelyn 5 is ALIVE. No disassemble! No disassemble!"

The staff will select some of their fan favorites, we'll have a poll, and maybe we can hook the winner up with a free t-shirt (no guarantees) or something equally awesome.

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Well... if it was a gay robot, what about this line from Blade Runner:

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Straight doesn't seem to be good enough! Now it's my turn! I'm going to give you a few seconds before I cum!

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Oh yeah, I remember reading about a German had project that would be big step in the sex doll industry, it hadn't been announce quite then. I guess this must be it. I'm kinda surprised, the Japanese got beaten to the punch.

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Maybe now Chris-chan can finally get a girlfriend ;-)

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I liked this thread much better before it was a contest.

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it should have a timer that goes...

"you came at 2.3 seconds, NEW RECORD!!"

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Please insert your 3 1/2 inch floppy into my drive C to continue.

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Please insert your 3 1/2 inch floppy into my drive C to continue.


I'd like to note, you probably don't want to stick your dick in anything that's running on Windows. It could bring a whole new meaning to screen of death ...

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Its nice to know that it can possibly SHOCK me when I hit an orgasm.

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