*Back at the GH studio. The Heroes are tied to chairs.
Tom: How worthless you must feel, Thompson?
Jack: What do you mean?
Tom: Sending a woman to do a man's job. Why not yourself?
Jack: I'm too busy getting my license back.
Tom: AHHAHAHA!!! See what happens when you mess with gamers.
Jack: Yeah, see what happens when you mess with me.
* Jack Thompson proceeds to slap Tom continuously.
Liz: Stop it. Please!!
Jack: Shut up wench.
Tom: You son of a bit-
*Thompson slaps Tom again.
Jack: Helplessness. Sucks doesn't it? Now you know how I feel.
Joe: You know what else sucks?
Joe: Being a disbarred lawyer. LOLZ!!!! (Not laughing, he yells the words "LOLZ")
Thompson shoots a look toward one of his thugs. The thug walks over to Joey's charis, and kicks him in the chest. Cause the chair to fall backwards. Joe however, is still reliant.
Joe: That's all you got, you punk bitch?! Untie me right now, I'll beat the everliving shit out of you.
Jack: You know what.....untie all the men. If they want to fight, let's give them a chance.
*Tom, Joey, Andy, Jared, and Mickey are let go from the chair. Mickey falls to his knees.
Mickey: Oh thank god!!! No more plumbers....no more plumbers.
Tom: Mickey, get up.
Jack: So, you think you can take me on?
Tom: Seriously, my friend TyTy there can take you.
Jack: Is that so?
Thompson walks over to TyTy.
Jack: So, can you?
Jack: What? Cat got your tongue? I can see you're handicap, but I didn't know you were deaf, dumb, and blind! ahaha!
Liz: TyTy, don't listen to him.
Jack: Yeah TyTy, don't listen to me, because I'm speaking the truth, aren't I?! C'mon, show me what you got.
Tyler: ......Show you what I got? Okay.
Tyler whips out his concealed gun, and sprays hot sauce in Thompson's eyes. Thompson screams, and Tom tackles Thompson to the floor. A couple of thugs take Tom off and start to beat on him. The rest of the male Heroes get involved, and it's a brawl! The Heroes are outnumbered, but fight nonetheless. TyTy unties Liz and Jordan. Liz sees LeBaron standing off to the side. and Tackles her to the ground, and proceed to start a catfight! Joe manages to grab his nun chucks and starts to clean house, Before getting himself knocked by a giant thug. Mickey sees L'Shay standing in the corner, and Mickey runs up to her.
Mickey: So, you're trying to kill us?
L'Shay: No, I swear. They threaten to hurt my family if I didn't help.
Mickey: Yeah right, you're lying, just like how you lied to me earlier. making me feel good....
L'Shay: Mickey, I like you.
Mickey: Stop lying!
L'Shay: I'm not. I really, really like you.
MickeY: You do?
L'Shay: Let me prove it. L'Shay plants a big kiss on Mickey, and they proceed to make out.
Andy goes for his sword, but it's kicked away, and he gets punched for his trouble. Jared grabs ninja star, and throws at a thug, only for the thug to move out of the way, and have it pierce through Mickey's Thigh. Mickey is writhing in pain on the floor, and the Heroes try to huddle around him. The group of 20 or so thugs circle the Heroes.
Joe: These guys are huge, and relentless.
Mickey: We're outnumbered. Monique, hold me!
Tom: This may be it guys.
* As the circle closes on the Game Heroes. The sound of a lighter is heard. Tom looks through the cracks, and sees a man standing in the shadow lighting his cigarette. After doing this, he bends over and hit a button on what looks like a boombox... He walks out of the shadow, to show a heavy set man. He holds up his hand and counts down from five. As he hits zero, his hand makes a fist, and punches the first thug he sees. As the punch hits, the opening guitar riff of "Bulls on Parade" comes on. As the song hits, The Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Birdman, Jason, and the GH community show up from the shadows, and proceed to clean house.
Tom: Look, it's That Guy with the Glasses, The nerd, Birdman and Jason!
Joe: Dude, it's the forums!
We see Link jumping onto a thug, and locks in a front headlock. Slowly puttting the man to sleep.
We see another thug running toward Link, only for the Thug to be speared through cardboard boxes by Swordfish.
Swordfish: *whispers* Spear.......
Another Thug goes for Link, but is met by Beeslo and Mongo. Thug gets lifted from a devastating shoulder tackle from Beeslo.
Beeslo: Charging Star!!
Mongo: *gives Beeslo an odd look.* Charging Star? How about a face stomp?
Mongo, give one devastating stomp to the Thug, making Beeslo almost squeamish . Two Thugs come After the Critic and the Nerd. Critic pulls out his handgun and shoots one thug, while the Nerd pulls his Super Scope, and shoots the other thug. After shaking hands, they proceed to fight each other. Elsewhere, a Thug goes to punch Rev Mollet. Only to be greeted with a bible. The thug refrains from hitting the Reverend.
Reverend: Everything can be solved through the teachings of Christ my son.
The Reverend then pistol whips the Thug. We then see Tom sitting with Joe, Mickey, and Andy.
Andy: Should we get involved?
Tom: Well, Liz is dealing with LeBaron, TyTy blinded Thompson, and there's enough of the community here. We can chill.
Andy: Oh, okay.
* As Andy finishes his sentence, A thug is seen running toward them, The Heroes freak for a minute, but Goose, with cigarette in mouth, runs in and cuts off the Thug with a running knee strike. The thug drops right in front of the Heroes. Goose extends his hand toward Andy.
Goose: Names Klint, friends call me Goose.
Tyler: Tom, he's getting away!!!
Jack Thompson is seen standing and running toward the door. Birdman sees this, chases him, tackles him front behind out the door, only to be greeted by Cops.
*A few minutes, we see Cops arresting Thompson, LeBaron, and their thugs. The same cop that pulled over Joe, is seen talking to the Game Heroes.
Cop: So, you weren't lying huh?
Joe: Kind of crazy to make up.
Cop: I still think you would have to be high to make that up.
*Everyone shoots a look at Goose. Goose looks around.
Cop: Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't believe you guys.
Tom: No problem officer, you only did your job.
Cop: You folks have a good night.
*After the Cop walks away, Tom turns toward the GH community.
Tom: You guys are unbelievable! How can we thank you.
Goose: Bring back Forum Statements.
Link: How about Pizza? I'm hungry.
Beeslo: Yeah, I'm pretty damn hungry.
Joe: That we can do. Mickey, go to Palios and start cooking.
Mickey: What the hell? Why?
Joe: We're still wearing out suits.
Mickey: But they're already dirty.
Joe: So, go cook.
Mickey: Dammit! What the hell man? Everytime.....just, you wonder why I spoil things for you, it's because of the way you treat me. Oh by the way, at the end of Dante's Inferno, You find out that you can't kill Lucifer because you're already dead. You manage to imprison Lucifer again, and you're taken away to Mount Purgatory. When you get to Purgatory, you see you're dead fiance's freed soul walk away as you hear Lucifer's laugh, and the words "To Be Continued" show and the screen, so choke on that slap nuts!
Joe: You son of a bitch!
Joe runs after Mickey, as everyone laughs. Liz plants a kiss on Tom and the screen fades to Black.
"If you're gonna write a comedy scene, you're gonna have some rat feces in it." - David Cross
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