Oct 12 Ultra Podcast Questions

Rusty · **Posted:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:07 pm

Ask your questions.

Crittbeast · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:58 pm **Posts:** 1186

You made this kitty happy with your last podcast.

Yay.

All faggotry is forgiven.

Balthazar · **Joined:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:08 pm **Posts:** 14

To Geoff:

Have you played any games in the Phoenix Wright series?

If so, which is your favourite case, and favourite character in the series?

If not, you should definitely get into the games.

HeartOfSorrow · **Posted:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:32 pm

To Jordan and Geoff: What do you think of the answer I gave primetime when he was giving examples of all the "Jordan, do you believe in..." questions and how accurate was I to your counterpart? Here is the question and answer so you don't have to look for it in Producer Shane's thread:

HeartOfSorrow wrote:

Primetime wrote:

"Jordan do you think penises are real?"

I can actually hear her answer to this one.

Please image Jordon and Geoff's voice saying this.

"No, Primetime, penises are not real. For I have seen Geoff's penis..."

"What?!?"

"When we went to Geoff's house and I entered his room it was standing on it's end on his dresser just feet away from the foot of his bed..."

"Please stop."

"It was about 10 inches long and 3 inches thick and black. Which is weird for obvious reasons. And I have been told it smells like one of Geoff's farts. If you want to know what one of Geoff's farts smells like I will tell you what they smell like..."

"Dear lord, please make her stop."

"They smell like a combination of that smell you get when you run over a dead skunk, a sewage plant, and a trash dump."

"I hate you."

To Geoff: Don't you want to earflap your way to me so you can kick my ass for that bit?

ViewtifulGeo · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 1489

First off I want to say about my question from way back, when I asked about "old timey" stuff, I totally meant late 19th/early 20th century. With all the sepia-toned, bowler hat, crazy facial hair and saying "bully" a lot insanity. Also, steam powered anything IS awesome. Hmm, that gives me an idea...anyway...

To Geoff:

Since Apple has a brilliant strategy of marketing crap to morons, and using the money to make awesome laptops, (ie glam tech to finance smart-tech) what company do you wish would follow in their footsteps?

To Jordan:

Ok, so you now have the most awesome spaceship...ever. Which aliens do you attack first, and which aliens do you leave alone.

To Both:

When humanity finally evolves, what traits do you wish we would get, and what would you be happy to see go?

BulbasaursLoad · **Posted:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:35 pm

Geoff: My computer (an HP running Vista) has just started to run really fucking slow, especially when I'm browsing the internets. What can I do to make it run faster? I've tried deleting all the crap on it like pictures, videos, useless files, etc. but it hasn't gotten any faster. It's ~2 years old.

Jordan: What is your favorite kind of ice cream?

Harry Dix · **Joined:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:22 pm **Posts:** 110

geoff: what is your favorite character out of the mortal kombat series?

producer shane: what is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Shady-Lurker · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:58 am

To Geoff.

Super Munchers: A great game with educational intentions? Or the greatest game with educational intentions?

ToothcrusTheMad · **Joined:** Wed May 28, 2008 3:45 am **Posts:** 30

Hello Geoff & Jordan AKA Sexyness & Doom,

Geoff & Jordan What song by "The Doors" would you put in a videogame and wich game would that be?

Geoff & Jordan, have you ever worn wooden shoes? and would dans the wooden shoe dans with woodenshoe´s if you have the choice?

Kind Regards

Tooth crush the mad aka Dutch Gamer

ps. where is team No More Mickey!!!

Marth_Highwind · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:15 am

Jordan Doom:

How do I shot web?

Geoff Sexyness: I noticed on the last podcast that you got very excited about me posting a question, I feel i done very little to deserve this question-anticipation, but feel free to experience it again today, please explain why you were so happy to see my name though.

also, are you a fan of Tim Minchin? I've noticed we seem to have pretty similar comedic tastes so I thought i'd try asking about someone more obscure.

Enigmatic Penguin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:01 am

Geoff - With Jack Thompson being disbarred, do you consider this to be a victory for the industry or just an overblown news event? I only ask because despite him being a horse's ass most of the time, his activism encouraged healthy debate on some major issues with the rating system and distribution among retailers as well provided countless internets meems.

Lady Doom - I have two puppies. One cute and one ugly. If I toss them both off my 9th story apartment balcony at the same time, will their appearance directly affect how fast they reach terminal velocity?

Indomitus · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:15 pm

Sir Sexyness,

You my good man, have been digitally slapped by Mickey with his video-glove! Shall you just take it or will there be retribution?
(If you don't know what I'm referring to then watch the end of the last GH podcast)

Lady Doom,

If you had a time-machine, you would?..

Mr Shane,

What you rather produce, a game or a movie?

To all,

Any of you planing to visit "Maker Faire" in Austin, next weekend?

trailerboy415 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:19 pm

Geoff- As you mentioned you like rom games I was wondering if you have ever played a hack called Ultimate Mortal Kombat Trilogy if not here is what you're missing, Ulitimate MK3 but with every single version of every single character that has been in a 2D MK Game (4 Sub Zeros 3 Scorpians etc.)
Doom- Have you played Conker since the last podcast? if so what were your thoughts

Mamba · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:36 pm

Geoff-
Was that a can of Boddingtons in the last podcast? If so, not bad taste. I prefer John smith or Guinness when I can't get my hands on stuff from the more local micro breweries. What's your regular tipple of choice?

And excellent Izzard references.

Both -

If when you died you were to watch a highlights reel of your life, who would you want to narrate it? (personally I would go for Stephen Fry or the narrator from Earth worm Jim)

Finally

During WW2 there was a poster campaign in Britain with the slogan "Loose lips sink ships"
My question is. At what point do you think the British navy started to view sloppy cunts as a threat?

HyBRidSoLDieR12 · **Joined:** Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:28 am **Posts:** 3

To Goeff....
Do you think that sony's ps3 is the last console due to how poorly its doing this generation? Say that this will be their last generation of game consoles....do you think that apple will step in next generation and take over for sony? (of course this is all hypothetically speaking!) because there have been rumors about apple wanting to be a part of the gaming industry...the iphone doesn't count!!! that thing sucks ass with gaming for the most part

To Goeff and Doom....
How did you guys meet and how long have you guys known each other? Just curious

DJ Powder · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:58 pm

To Geoff: Are you subscribed to any gaming magazines?

To Jordan: Did they ever find that giant gourd?

To Both: Have you made a decision about my tattoo?
p.s. please don't pick something like Princess Peach on my forehead... lulz

DJ Powder

Big Ben · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:11 am

can we expect to see a rock band video made by jordan and goeff ?

DarkMage · **Joined:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:26 am **Posts:** 37

Geoff: When will show us a video of your game collection? Also did you get revenge on that guy for poisoning you? I hope so.

Jordan and Geoff: What are you two going to dress up as for Halloween?

-DM

Sollah · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:10 am

Jordan Doom, I dunno if it's been asked before, but I'll ask anyway.

What was that framed picture hanging up behind you and Geoff in the last podcast? It looked pretty cool and artsy, but I didn't get to see it too well.

Mamba · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:47 pm

Sollah wrote:

Jordan Doom, I dunno if it's been asked before, but I'll ask anyway.

What was that framed picture hanging up behind you and Geoff in the last podcast? It looked pretty cool and artsy, but I didn't get to see it too well.

Dude I think it was the Pink Floyd back catalogue poster.

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