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 Post subject: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:20 am 
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Nicknames: OD, Odd *I hate it when people say that.*, Oh Damn

Online Aliases: OD, plain and simple ja?

Age: 19, turning 20 soon.

Gender: Male

Location: Alaska, Anchorage aka No Good bands come here place

Occupation: Gamestop employee, comic maker, gamer

Area of Expertise: I'm like Mairo, I'm all around *oh yeah*

Hobbies: Gaming, creating, music, and chatting

Favorite Quote: ENGLISH MOTHER F*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!

Favorite Food: Seafood

Favorite kind of music: A little bit of everything, no death metal, today's pop, rap, hip-hop, punk, or most of the punk and metal genre.

Favorite Book: On A Pale Horse, bad ass book is bad ass, no?

Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction

Favorite Game: Half-Life

Favorite Website: http://www.garrysmod.org/

Most frightened of: TRAPS aka Whenever the girl has a meat and 2 veggies. *shiver*

Most Embarrassing Moment: Having to jump outta the hot tub and into freezing cold snow, and almost in the nude.

Happiest Moment: Winning a competition and getting my very first N64. When you are 12 years old, you are ecstatic for something like that. Ya know what, screw ecstatic! You are balls off the wall happy! That's if I had them at the time. *ahem*

A Vivid Childhood Memory: I remember standing up for one of my friends who was getting picked on by a bully and beating the bully up with my cast on my broken arm.

Your "good deed" of the century: Cut off and donated my ridiculously long hair to kids with cancer. And also helped at the special Olympics at one time.

Guilty Pleasure(s): Looking at hentai of Misty from Pokemon. Yes I know. It's quiet disturbing.

If you had 1 wish, what would it be and why?: I would wish for the power to control time, because time is the essence of everything.

When refilling your toilet paper, do you prefer it over or under?: Over plz

Would be voted "Most Likely to": Entertain, I do my best to make everyone laugh and cheer. That's all I care about.

What color are most of your socks?
White P-! *ahem* white....just white, totally not racist.
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What would be the title of a tell-all book about you?
The Next Best Thing to Chirstopher Walkens book

What do you spend too much time doing?
gaming, and surfing the web

Most treasured possession: My grandfathers Butterfly Knife that he gave me before he died. He was a really cool dude.

What's always on your grocery list?: Fruit, I eat too much of eat. Not that's it's a bad thing.

The thing you like best about yourself: I like my positive out look at the world

What should never be discussed in polite company (if anything)?: Porn, Hentai, anything having to do with a woman or mans junk, all that jazz. Unless it just so happens to be an orgy. Oh and the Priest and Rabbi jokes should be kept at the door to ya know?

Favorite hero: Gordon Freeman

Favorite Forum thread at Thegameheroes.com, this very moment: I guess the MadWorld thread.

If you were to have a plate in your head, which metal would you choose and why?: Lead, just so I could say I gotta head full o lead.

Cake or pie?
Which one is the lie? Cause I love a caked with lie at the end of it.

What was your first console?
NES, I loved that thing, up until it croaked on me.

Nerdiest Moment?
Orgasaming at the sight of the E3 Super Smash Bros. Brawl Trailer

If you were were a superhero/villain, which member of the forum would you choose to be your sidekick/henchman, or vise versa?
If I was a villain, I would choose Link. Mostly cause I could harass the guy with the most ridiculous of task.

If you were playing a tabletop RPG, who would you pick to be your DM? (You can pick ANYONE)
Debaser, that guy knows his D&D

Any final thoughts before this wraps up?
Sure, I'd like to have a cookie.

Favorite booze: Scotch, I like scotch, I like my scotch with a little more scotch and I dose more scotch with the scotch I got already, I like scotch

Favorite console: PC

Favorite comic: Scud: The Disposable Assassin

Favorite anime: Speed Grapher

Favorite manga: Berserk

Favorite character: Captain Murphy, from Sealab

Favorite dance: The Charlemagne

Favorite forum: The Rabbid Hole

Favorite member: I would have to say the breast. of a woman. Oh wait? Did I get the wrong member?

Favorite Song: Don't Stop Me Know - Queen

Favorite band: Electric Six

Favorite salutation: Cheers!

Favorite Rank: Strawberry on the Shortcake!

Banana hammock: Hell yeah if I can eat it!

Favorite skank: hhhmm. I gotta say Felony. Sure she's slutty, but damn she is tempting.

Favorite bank: When I make Bank baby!

Favorite tank: Frank the Tank, right along side the L4D Tank

Favorite wank: I like using the Fire starter wanking method thank you very much.

Favorite yank: Diago, cause he's an awesome yank.

Favorite hank: Action Hank!

Any last words to wrap up this abomination of a member spotlight?

Me love you long time? and a Happy Ending?

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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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What do you kids do for fun these days??

Play a lot of fighting games, go to the movies, eat sushi, and get sick with Pneumonia :sick:
yep. it sucks for me.

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Have you ever farted in your hand, and then kinda cupped it and then took the cupped fart and put it in someone else's face? Bonus points if you did it to a female face that isnt related to you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

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Don't you hate pants?
Who was the Better Batman: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney or Christian Bale?

I hate shorts more. But yes, and I like just strolling in the house with boxers on!

I'm gonna say Michael Keaton. Wonder why? Rubber Bat nipples. OOOOOh Yeah!

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How do you get a job at Gamestop? Seriously.
Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?


How do you get a job lathering yourself over a paper cut out of Chung-Lee ;-) hhhhhmmmm?

I'm kidding buddy, your wife is hawt. And I gotta say the monkey would win, mostly because I'd like to see a dog try to take on a monkey that bit off a womans neck *true story*

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Don't you think Zombies are awesome? They're aren't they?

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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:15 pm 
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If you had to go a federal prison for life, what would you want to go down for?


Cannibalism, that way they would keep me away from everybody else or I would bite their face off :3

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Why does this concept look familiar?

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke-a-bitch?


hhhhmmmm, you look rather familiar. I get the sense of annoying and down right intolerable douche bag whenever the name comes to mind. But you are a ghost, so what do I know? Right? :innocentsmile:

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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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How did the dinosaurs die out?

Who would win in a fight? Freddy or Jason?


When you kept on saying that question to every circle jerkin thingy mabob. :bubblezzz:

And none of them would win, because Pinhead would come in and jab their eyes out with his head! HAHA!

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It sucks, you cough up blood, you feel like shit, and you rest a lot. Oh almost forgot! You take nasty tasting medicine and cough a lot! Did I mention you cough up blood?

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 Post subject: Re: Team Jerkin' Fortress Wednesday 2: OD
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Acutally I believe it was Val Kimmer's Batman that had the bat nipples... or was it George Clooney? I hated both those movies so I try to block out ever seeing them. Either way there were no bat nipples in the first two movies. Are you sticking with your vote or would you like the change it?

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Hell yes I get dat moneh my rosy cheeked friend!

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Acutally I believe it was Val Kimmer's Batman that had the bat nipples... or was it George Clooney? I hated both those movies so I try to block out ever seeing them. Either way there were no bat nipples in the first two movies. Are you sticking with your vote or would you like the change it?


Yeah I'm gonna change it to Val, you just gotta have those Rubber bat nipples! Nothing says manly while kicking ass with artificial nipples!

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Run Koari! Run get the hell out of here! Mr. Brady is uncontrollable in his Bitch choking mood!

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