My 360 mic broke in the middle of party chat today

That blows large dude.

My car's gas milage decided to get worse!

flights to japan for September are all full....WTF!? I now have 5 hrs layover in Taipei instead of spending 3 days in Japan before I go home.

When's the last time you brought it in for a tune up? How are your tires? Check if a) they need air in them or b) if their balding and need to be replaced. Low tire pressure effects gas milage. I need to get new tires for my rust-bucket but I'm holding out for gift certificates as my bday's coming up. At least it passed the freakin E test (mandatory every 2 years in Ontario. Huge cash grab). 2 more years of life left in the ol'rust bucket before I need to buy a new car!

Folks who buy into the Anderson Silva hype. Now I know UFC has leaped in the past couple of years in popularity and in that time Anderson has been billed as the "pound for pound best fighter in the world" by Dana White, but if you look back at his wins, specifically his past few, the guy doesn't try to finish fights. EVER. His method to winning has been to goad opponents to making mistakes, and if they don't he'll dance around the octagon or drop his arms and stop moving. The fight against Damien Maia was one of the most disrespectful things I've ever seen. He ran in circles for 5 rounds and even though he could have finished it early he goofed off every round and let it go to the judges. Not only did he make himself look bad, but he ruined an otherwise good ppv in a whole new market in Abu Dhabi which ultimately was a horrible first impression. And that was the 3rd time he's done that.

Since then he's had 3 fights. 1st against Chael Sonnen who was kicking his ass every round but made a foolish mistake and got caught in a triangle with 18 seconds left in the fight. Then came Vitor, who hasn't fought in 2 years and somehow gets a title shot, gets caught with a straight kick to the face within minutes of the first round. Now this past Saturday came Okami, who won the right to fight Silva last November but got skipped over for the Vitor fight. During that fight I don't know why but Okami just froze up in the second round, but again Silva was dropping his arms to his sides and even after a big head kick and knockdown Silva was reluctant to go in for a finish. He eventually did after a second knockdown in round 2.

Now compare him to GSP, who to be fair had a lot of his wins go to the judges, stays on the offensive the whole fight and picks apart opponents. Yes, Silva has 10 consecutive successful title defenses and GSP has 6 (7 technically), but each fight he works from bell to bell with no nonsense. All you have to do is watch both men fight to see that GSP is the all around best fighter in the world, but because Dana White says he's number 2 he might as well be a ghost. St. Pierre has been interested in a fight with Silva, and I think the feeling is mutual; but it seems like Dana White is afraid to commit to inking that deal. Now I don't know if its because he's afraid to see Silva lose, or if he's waiting for a huge stadium to fill for the fight, but he's going to have to do it soon. Silva is 36 and there isn't that big of a window left to keep putting off this fight; which coincidentally fans have wanted to see for the past 2 years.

The thing that grinds my gears though is that when I'm the lone voice to speak up and call bullshit on the whole "best in the world" nonsense people react like I'm the crazy one, or as if I just hate on the guy because he showboats. And yeah, I do hate overly cocky fighters, Tito Ortiz comes to mind, but at least they try to finish a fight and put on a good show. Silva is all hype and has only dominated his weightclass because it lacks more quality well rounded fighters. Chael Sonnon came the closest, and I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch if he wins his fight in October and they don't pull the trigger on the Supperfight of GSP v Silva.

Ok, I think I'm done now.

I agree with Sheep, Anderson's a great fighter but not the best. Although I have mad respect for GSP and Anderson, I think Cain has the potential to be best fighter, motherfucker can knockout dudes twice his size, and it's all skill.

Dana's a joke though so anything he says...I don't care.

I have no problem admitting that Cain Velasquez is one of the best heavyweights in the world. I have a problem with the notion of someone getting the title of "best in the world" because its impossible to test. Caine is one big scary Mexican and exciting as hell to watch. If he gets past Dos Santos I don't see anyone in that devision who stands a chance right now.

I had the car for a year, and the car had fresh tires about a year ago. My uncle is giving a gas milage test to see if it needs a tune up.

Game. That fucking store.

Game throws a shitfit at Warhammer 40K Space Marine being sold on Steam. Says it'll stop selling all copies of the game if it isn't removed. The game is removed from steam. Guess whats not being stocked in Game?

PC version of Space Marine.

I have an international driver's license but the DMV in california wants me to take the tests again...THE FUCK!? my license was issued in oregon

Me. Just missed a rehearsal for my friend's wedding because

A: Insomnia kept me up until noon.
B: I lost the schedule
C: I left my phone in the basement
D: I passed out during his frantic calling
E: I can't drive my own ass anywhere
F: Oh fuck it, just fuck me, I can't punch myself to get any satisfaction. Wish I could just split in two and kick my own ass.

I can split you in two, if you catch my meaning

Did I mention reality tv grinds my gears? God I hate it so fucking much...

With my spine, I'd probably be paralyzed afterward, that entire region's all pain no pleasure and weak from injury. Also I don't swing that way, and that'd make me an awful lay. All the letdown of fucking a politician til he goes back to his family run for national office on a conservative "values" ticket, and the joy of boinking a dead fish.

I'd refer you to someone else, but everyone I know is taken and monogamous as hell.

Also, you MUST waste some time here: http://www.steakhouseorgaybar.com/

I think he means butt sex.

BTW, I'm more drunk than I should have gotten and I have to drive my parents to the airport in three and a half hours. Fuck this shit right here. Just going to power through.

Yes, you gotta be, cuz I outlined why buttsex with me is lose-lose. However I always campaign for more buttsex for all people:

Remember everyone buttsex is wild, and it don't produce no child.

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